I'm a modern day Pirate with an endless supply of bubblewrap. My pet Wombat "Mcdonalds" is a master of the Hadouken. I shower in fiji water because normal water is inadequate. Sundays i regularly play golf with Kevin Spacey and Christopher Walken while discussing the economy of the deathstar and our shared interest in the art of the pogo stick.

Ask me if you want to know more =)






You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.

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loveyourquotes:

http://www.loveyourquotes.tumblr.com

loveyourquotes:

http://www.loveyourquotes.tumblr.com

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heycuddleme:

i am now a fan of whatever sport this is ahah

heycuddleme:

i am now a fan of whatever sport this is ahah

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joelzimmer:

Le Sabre

Gowanus, Brooklyn

joelzimmer:

Le Sabre

Gowanus, Brooklyn

invivopulchrum:

Alison Brie

invivopulchrum:

Alison Brie

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herochan:

Avengers Assemble!
Pencils and inks by Gerardo Sandoval 
Colors by Archaeopteryx14

herochan:

Avengers Assemble!

Pencils and inks by Gerardo Sandoval 

Colors by Archaeopteryx14

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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funnyordie:

An Admittedly Incomplete Guide to Arrested Development
Arrested Development returns May 26! Get up to speed with this admittedly incomplete list of running gags and plot lines. 

funnyordie:

An Admittedly Incomplete Guide to Arrested Development

Arrested Development returns May 26! Get up to speed with this admittedly incomplete list of running gags and plot lines. 

auerr:

Lamborghini Aventador

auerr:

Lamborghini Aventador

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