I’m drawn to things I don’t understand, same as Sherlock. Once I’ve figured you out I’ll move on, same as Sherlock.
I should catch up and be over it as well, it’ll hurt less and send me back to reality
a silent prayer for all those parents who didn’t quite think it out all the way
i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time
I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;
Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”
"Yeah nah" means no
"Nah yeah" means yes
"Fanny" means vagina, not butt
No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”
Pies are full of meat
This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties
These are thongs
These are biscuits
Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES
Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;
you people are a circus
Fairy bread is amazing. It’s hundreds-and-thousands (yes, that’s what we call ‘sprinkles’ down here) on bread and butter. If you think it’s gross, then you haven’t tried it.
sprinkles are the poor, lost man’s 100’s and 1000’s
they are nothing but 1’s and 10’s
All the awards to Adam Hills.
this looks like a cover of a murder mystery book
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
more like 2.5 hours an hour.
2.5 hours a month not on Tumblr.
what the fuck is “”“young money”“”