I'm a modern day Pirate with an endless supply of bubblewrap. My pet Wombat "Mcdonalds" is a master of the Hadouken. I shower in fiji water because normal water is inadequate. Sundays i regularly play golf with Kevin Spacey and Christopher Walken while discussing the economy of the deathstar and our shared interest in the art of the pogo stick.

Ask me if you want to know more =)